the-itchy-bitchy-spider:

buggierunningbeeps:

you know when your country hates their prime minister when:

Effective advertisement.

juliuscaesarofficial:

schmergo:

Sometimes I worry maybe I’m the friend that no one likes but they all think everyone else likes me, so they all hide it, but then someone confesses they hate me, and everyone else agrees, and they team up to all stab me in the back 23 times at the Senate on the Ides of March

i have found that this is a perfectly valid concern

earthdad:

here we see that Spongebob may be dominant in bed but he is also caring

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

subtle:

yall hate on girls who wear makeup correctly

yall hate on girls who wear makeup incorrectly

yall hate on girls who dont wear makeup

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hazzatomlins:

me as an instagram comment

sylveon:

I want attention but I don’t wanna ask for attention because then it really isn’t attention

the-whipple-effect:

Shoot, I wouldn’t turn my nose up at $599.98

trashcan67:

Do you ever just suddenly feel really shitty because you’re not particularly good at anything and you don’t know what you wanna do with your life and like you didn’t ask to be born and have to deal with all of this and yet here you are, confused and anxious and paying to exist on this trash planet

video-hall-of-fame:

modern art

moviesandotherdrugs:

The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)